Wait... what?

So, I learned today that wealthy Muscovites LOVE Elton John, and he is frequently here giving private concerts. Reason number 188,067 I need to marry a wealthy oligarch. Alas, it has been proving more difficult than I imagined.

Anyway, I just wanted to share this really "wtf" picture with y'all...

This is ice cream I just bought in the convenience store downstairs for about a buck.